We all saw the story of Dan Bilzerian offering up $5K to whoever suggested the best title. Turns out, there's a story behind how we arrived at that place. Apparently Dan had a cushy publishing deal set up with Simon and Schuster—EVER HEARD OF ‘EM? They're like the Cellino and Barnes of reading. Except… he never delivered the pages.
Dan Bilzerian is earning the ire of the Internet for posting a photo of himself with a bikini-clad woman sitting on a 100-year-old Galapagos giant tortoise. Director supposedly finding dates. Dan Bilzerian is known as the Playboy King of Instagram.His feed is comprises mostly guns, booze, stacks of cash, and naked women. And it's mostly naked women. So it shouldn't shock anyone that his post on International Women's Day involved him eating food off of the back of a naked babe while sitting in a hot tub with four other mostly-naked babes. Dan Bilzerian / Wikimedia Commons Guns and women got Dan Bilzerian where he is today - the so-called 'King of Instagram,' with nearly 23 million followers, a mansion full of guns and a hot tub. Sunporno is a completely free porn tube. Our porno collection is huge and it's constantly growing. We love porn and our goal is to provide the best service to find your favourite sex videos, save them for future access or share your own homemade stuff.
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But a source tells us that the deal — brokered by UTA agent Byrd Leavell — went up in smoke because Bilzerian was too busy with his hot tub pals to actually write the book, and never delivered a manuscript.
And when we ran the saga by Leavell, he told us, 'You have it. I do not represent that guy anymore.'
Ok, that makes sense with what we know of the young man. He did the same thing with BUDs training, right? Also, Byrd Leavell is the most agent name I've ever heard. Good riddance, right Dan the Man?
But a rep for Bilzerian told us that isn't how it went down at all. '[Simon and Schuster] finished a ghost-written book which Dan wasn't happy with,' said the rep, 'so he returned the advance and wrote the book himself — no ghostwriter — and he intends to self-publish.'
Oh ho ho, the plot thickens thiccer than Danimal's thighs. Turns out Dolla Bilz never wrote the manuscript because the publishing company was penning it through a ghostwriter. Dannyboy'caine hated it and took it upon himself, despite the limitations of his 4th-grade literacy. Can't wait to see how this thing turns out. Do we think the pages will have scratch ‘n sniff stickers? Maybe one of those buttons you press that moos like a cow? Fun!
I can't imagine a shittier job than ghostwriter. All the work, none of the glory. You're basically a fluffer with a keyboard. Then again, some people don't need the shine and prefer to live life in anonymity. I have no idea how to relate to these shadow-dwellers. Even Stephen King, the weirdest dude alive, writers under his own name.
Looking forward to next year's smash bestseller, Dan Bilzerian: I Am Him.
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Dan Bilzerian is known as the Playboy King of Instagram. His feed is comprises mostly guns, booze, stacks of cash, and naked women. And it's mostly naked women. So it shouldn't shock anyone that his post on International Women's Day involved him eating food off of the back of a naked babe while sitting in a hot tub with four other mostly-naked babes. Oh, and that hot tub is on the back of a yacht.
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What's not in question is whether or not this photo is 100% boss. It is, without a doubt, 100% boss. What is debatable is whether or not the post is in good taste, considering International Women's Day is a yearly commemoration of women's rights. As expected, he faced some backlash from fans.
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Dan Bilzerian is known as the Playboy King of Instagram. His feed is comprises mostly guns, booze, stacks of cash, and naked women. And it's mostly naked women. So it shouldn't shock anyone that his post on International Women's Day involved him eating food off of the back of a naked babe while sitting in a hot tub with four other mostly-naked babes. Oh, and that hot tub is on the back of a yacht.
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What's not in question is whether or not this photo is 100% boss. It is, without a doubt, 100% boss. What is debatable is whether or not the post is in good taste, considering International Women's Day is a yearly commemoration of women's rights. As expected, he faced some backlash from fans.
Bilzerian caved in, at least a bit. He tweaked the original caption 'It's #internationalwomensday be thankful, they are good for so many things!' to simply say 'It's #internationalwomensday be thankful.' See! He's actually a good guy!
I'm not 100% sure it makes things right, but what can you really expect from a millionaire who lives in Vegas and posts the most insane photos and videos on the internet? He's debauchery personified.
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While the controversy is behind him, hopefully Bilzerian can get back to what he's good at: Posting the exact same type of photo but without directly mocking International Women's Day.
